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communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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the-only-true-queen:

Me when i meet someone with a big booty!

the-only-true-queen:

Me when i meet someone with a big booty!

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nice-wig-janis:

iconic
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myownfashiionbook:


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sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

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ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

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itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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undersensitive:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

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everyzaynaboutlou:

the young Zayn Malik

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whodie:

*drops blunt*
blunt: bruh
me: bruh

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