sometimes i look at my blog and just

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edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

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queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

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sodamnrelatable:

If you have a heart you’ll re-

If you care reblog, if not keep scr-

It won’t make your blog ugly, if you re-

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